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Mental Daily Mail comment of the day

In response to this article on famine in Somalia When will these annoying women stop having so many children? They are very aware that there is a lack of water and rain and therefore food, but they keep having child after child after child. Until they stop breeding like rabbits I will give nothing. They have learned nothing in 50 years and just keep expecting hand outs, the more you give, the...

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Mental Daily Mail comments of the day

Two today, on the emotive subject of Marmite: How dare the Danes ban Marmite….!!!!, who do they think they are…… The government must ban Lego…..!!!!, immediately…… - happy hog, Hampshire, 25/5/2011 7:56 (35 votes) damn them, i hate europe, and everything about it, down with danes and europeans generally, it time for an ENGLISH SPRING…....

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Mental Daily Mail comment of the day

I wonder if there is a connection between erectile dysfunction in men and the fact that so many of our women nowadays seem to dress like males. - Myles, Glasgow, 10/5/2011 14:36 (147 Votes)

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Mental Daily Mail comment of the day:

I THINK WE ALL KNOW HATS GOING ON HERE! . ALL RIGHT-THINKING PEOPLE KNOW THAT THE ESTABLISHMENT IS TAKING OUR COUNTRY AWAY FROM US. WAKE UP PEOPLE! SMASH THE SYSTEM. THIS MORNING ATBREAKFAST MY SON LEANED OVER TO ME AND IN A HUSHED VOICE SAID “DAD WE ARE STIL IN ENGLAND, ARENT WE?” NO SON, I SAID. NOT ANY MORE.m Thsi is commnuism folks!.fyi i have been realising over the past few...

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Mad Daily Mail commenters' names

So, from time to time, I take a trip into one of the darkest parts of the human soul; a place where fear, dispair and confusion are everywhere you turn; where you cannot help feeling like a small, lost child in a dark and forbiding forest. I am talking, of course, about the comments section of the Daily Mail website. It can be an exhilarating experience, but mostly it is a depressing one. One...

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Significant facial scarring

Hope everyone is doing ok out there. I’ve just come back from a cycling event the company I work for sponsor in Christchurch, where I got some spectacular sunburn, and am now suffering from equally spectacular peeling. Hopefully I won’t have any long term significant facial scarring. Anyway, Christchurch is a cool place – not so much a city as a really large small town, if that makes sense. It’s...

Dec 7th

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New Zealand!!!

So, I’m here. It’s winter here, so we are currently basking in a sunny, but cold day. That is a change from the massive fucking storm that I landed in the middle of on monday, with 30ft waves and terrifying turbulence coming in to Wellington airport. I have sorted out the basics - i.e. a phone and a bank account - and am currently job hunting with a vengeance. anyway, here are some...

Aug 10th

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Italy and France 2010

by matthewshore

Jul 10th

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Escaping

Photos by squacco, Patounica and ali khurshid. Permalink on Flickr

May 11th

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Watch

a short film by two friends of mine

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Feb 16th

Ice Ice Baby

Hello all. It recently occurred to me that it has been a long time indeed since I last wrote anything on this page, aside from the odd one sentence missive, or amusing picture of a cat injuring itself. So, what’s been going on then? This winter has seen snowfall on an utterly biblical scale. I’ve never known anything like it. It is currently a snuggly -10 degrees centigrade, which is,...

Feb 8th